I stopped in the gas station tonight to buy cigarettes and cookies (the cure for all emotional ills).

The shorts I was wearing were maybe a leeetle short for my build…sue me, it’s been insanely hot. Even hiding in the house all day and only showing my face after sunset, it’s hot.

Been incredibly tired, I think it’s the heat.

Anyhow, I noticed a couple of guys staring at my tuchus. I thought all those squats and lunges were finally starting to pay off…

Until I got home and realized there was a HUGE rip in the back of my shorts. Like big enough that the whole back pocket area was blowin’ in the wind. Sigh. So my huge pasty butt was saying ‘hi’ to the world!

At least I was wearing clean underwear.