Hey there!

My name is Liz Schwartz, and I think I might be turning into a vampire. Sounds insane, right? Try living it for a few days.

The worst part? It’s not like some sexy hunk decided to whisk me off to a mansion in Bavaria and shower me with couture clothing and gold jewelry – most of life is pretty much the same. Bills, gas, t.v., broken air conditioner…

Plus all the new weirdness. I’ll get into some of that later. I hope reading this helps other people – I can’t be the only one dealing with this nonsense, or at least entertaining to those of you who aren’t.